If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored
Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.
do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
What if the movie starts and it’s Luna and Rolf on their first date
And she’s going on and on about Nargles
and he’s absolutely fascinated
and completely blown away
and then he says “You would’ve loved my grandfather. I’ll tell you about him sometime.”
And the candles will be melting down in the restaurant and they’ll be the only ones left but she’ll shrug her shoulders and say
"This time is as good as any"
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall